PRETTY LITTLE MISTAKES
a DO-OVER NOVEL
A novel by Heather McElhatton
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ISBN# 0061133221
HarperCollins Publishers

Heather McElhatton's debut do-over novel
starts with one choice and leads to over 150
endings. You can end up a millionaire or
homeless by the river. In a sex cult or working
at Denny's. You never know where life will lead
you, but all the choices are yours!
Red Shoes in Alabama and the Whore
Who Wore Them
short story by Heather McElhatton
by Heather McElhatton
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a Short story about Italian "food-based' porn.
Hard candy pressed on eyelids, maple syrup
smeared, linguini pushed into cleaver fleur-di-lis.
Also lots of heartache and strange men. Based
on the true story of my horrible Korean
Roomate, Susan, when I was studying
photography in Italy.
Man Down - short story download
a short story by Heather McElhatton
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I was having dinner at a friend's house in
Savannah, when we noticed a pigeon stuck in
the tar on the asphalt beneath us. It was
obviously hurt and upset, and yet no one at the
party wanted to get up to help it.  That
fascinates me - which battles we choose to fight
and which we walk past. There's a hundred little
wars a day, and we each choose what to tackle.
We can't take on everything - after all, it's the
little things that kill you.
Ninian Hawick, Steep Steps
An album by Heather McElhatton and John
Crozier

Featuring the super-pop bubble gum sweet
single "Scottish Rite Temple Stomp." Everyone
wants to own a CD that was a one-hit wonder!
This is it. Buy the song described as:
"Energized
by a jittery nervousness and dulled by an
off-kilter pulse..."

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Steep Steps from Minneapolis's Ninian Hawick is
a buzzed-out electronic cocktail of oddball,
mickeyed-up proportions. Featuring school-girl
vocals, fuzzy distorted samples, bagpipes, piano,
and ringing guitar, the disc starts out with the
cheeky "Scottish Rite Temple Stomp" then bursts
into a sassy loping French number that's followed
by "Ballad of the Oread," a Morse-code-like
tappety-tap fused with wind-up goat-bleat
samples. From that point, Steep Steps morphs
into the shapes and sounds of a night gone
deliriously mad and the broken rhythms of an
addled morning after. Energized by a jittery
nervousness and dulled by an off-kilter pulse, the
band revisits the opening track on a remix
wherein the percussive elements pull in front of
vocals and squishy guitar lines. Cool just when
you expect them to run hot, John Crozier and his
crew pull the listener into a densely disjointed
world. --Paige La Grone
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JENNIFER JOHNSON IS SICK OF
BEING SINGLE

A novel by Heather McElhatton
List Price: $13.99
ISBN-10: 0061461369
ISBN-13: 978-0061461361
HarperCollins Publishers

Quirky, retro-junk loving Jennifer Johnson wanted
to marry a wealthy man and write the great
American novel, but instead she's approaching
her thirties, still single and working in the
marketing department of a mid-range Christian
department store writing ads for mens black
dress socks.
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